It might be the end of the world tomorrow but we’ve got plenty of entertainment tonight with Programmes for Nibiru Eve on BBC1.

Out of sight, out of mind.

Still shoopin’ da woop.

Shoop da woop!

A fascinating new partwork!

Vampires don’t exist… or do they?

The cleanest heartbreak.

Nightmare at 20,000mg.

Insanity - or forbidden love?

The world just isn’t what it used to be.