Shoop da woop!

“Shoop da woop!” cried Linda!, who had added an exclamation mark to her name because she was the kind of stupid fuckwit that you get in offices full of people doing non-jobs who thinks they’re the life and soul of the party and everyone loves their wacky antics, when in fact everyone thinks they’re a stupid fuckwit.

“You’re fired, Linda.” Said John, the CEO. He had had quite enough of the stupid fuckwit and her wacky antics. The incident with the photocopier and the whipped cream alone had cost them a seven million pound contract to supply sex toys to the city’s premier dominatrix agency. This was a serious business, not somewhere people can sit around being wacky.

Linda! later went on to appear on The Apprentice, where she appeared totally normal next to all the other prize wankstains they had got on that year.