It might be the end of the world tomorrow but we’ve got plenty of entertainment tonight with Programmes for Nibiru Eve on BBC1.

At 6:40 there’s episode 3 of the current Doctor Who story, with the concluding episode 4 straight after because otherwise you’re never going to know what happened.

At 7:30 there’s a final enchanting visit to Tlentifini Maarhaysu.

At 8:10 Bear Grylls will present a short course on surviving in a post apocalyptic wasteland, which the government has declared to be mandatory viewing just in case any of us survive the coming of the Nibiru Cataclysm tomorrow.

At 9:00 it’s the news and weather forecast, for the next three hours.

At 9:15 Angie and Den have some marital issues to sort out in Eastenders, which will be being broadcast live for tonight only, so be sure to tune in to see what happens.

At 10:15 there will be a public vote for which comedian will be sacrificed in front of a live audience at the Hammersmith Apollo in a last ditch attempt to stop the end of the world.

At 10:55 we go live to Westminster Abbey for a Songs of Praise special, with the service begging for our salvation given by the Archbishop of Canterbury, the Most Reverend Dr Desmond Shoefondler.

At midnight the world is highly likely to end and so will programming on BBC1.

Don’t miss a packed Nibiru Eve!