“Hi Jony.”

“Hi Tim.”

“Jony, do you think you’ve taken minimalism too far this time?”

“Minimalism is my design ethos, Tim. It’s the perfection I and my entire team chase, all day, every day, like addicts scrambling for a hit.”

“Jony, you’ve not put a door on the toilet stalls…”

“Well…”

“…and also, you’ve not put in stalls.”

“It’s a bold new vision of the lavatory experience.”

“Stalls, please.”

“Can they be laser cut from single giant blocks of aluminium?”

“If that’s what it takes for me to get some privacy to take a dump, I’ll sign the purchase order myself.”

“Thanks, Tim.”