“Hi Tim.”

“Hi Jony.”

“Tim, can we talk about the Lightning connector?”

“Sure. Why though? We’re using it and it’s fine so far.”

“It’s too cavernous.”

“Jony, it’s half an inch.”

“I like to think Lightning isn’t just a port, it’s an ethos, so the physical manifestation of that ethos doesn’t change the final destination of the journey it takes us on.”

“No, we are not making it hexagonal. You decided on flat.”

“Flat is really just a concept related to thinness…”

“The Lightning port is a concept related to not having another customer mutiny. No change.”

“What if there was no port?”

“…”

“At all.”

“…tell me more.”