“Hi Jony.”

“Hi Tim.”

“Jony, the new Christmas tree that you designed for the campus.”

“Yes, Tim?”

“We can’t hang ornaments on a 15-foot aluminum cone. Not without duct tape.”

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh!”

“Are you in pain?”

“Don’t… don’t say the name of the unclean…”

“What, duc…”

“NO TIM!”

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