At a time of great societal change, a new face takes over as head of the estate. Will he get to grips with the march of technology, the fall of the British Empire and the rapidly growing population of giant mutant cockroaches?

Written in 2006, this series follows a selection of beloved TV detectives as they crash headlong into bizarre plots, obscure in-jokes and terrifying thought processes.

A story of death, destruction, project management and cows. Originally started for NaNoWriMo in 2015, it took over two years to actually write a first draft, which in the end turned out only half as long as a NaNoWriMo novel is supposed to be. Presented here is that first draft - at the current pace of work editing, corrections and revisions are on course to be completed sometime around 2027. Behold my magnum opus, please forgive its unfinished nature and beware of wet paint.