The day is short and the shadows are long, beware your choices…

Welcome back, if you’re just joining us then don’t worry about the smell of garlic coming from your TV set, that’s our little treat to help ward off the vampires that are wandering the streets since the whole West Wittering incident. Please, don’t forget to lock your doors tonight, and dispose of any blood-soaked waste in the new and more secure red bins.

Since it’s our Solstice Special, before we move on to the obstacle course we’re going to let our contestants play Secret Satan. I have here a Roman Centurion’s helmet containing the slightly melted chocolate coins we got out of our Dante’s Inferno Advent Calendar. Everyone gets to pick a coin and choose a Circle of Hell to escape from, but for obvious reasons the Black Hole of Tartarus will have to sit this round out thanks to the obvious philosophical issues that arise from placing a nonbinary infinitely dense singularity in a metaphorical religious construct based on perceived moral judgements.

~ t h a t i s a g o o d p o i n t m a x ~

Anyway, on with the game and try not to pick the frozen lake!