Odin and Frigg face off against the Black Hole of Tartarus and the concept of a Chindogu Multi-Slice.

And now, as the freezer bag of time splits, spilling the half-defrosted pasta bake of causality all over the kitchen floor of human experience, we come to the end of the show, and so we see that with no unfindable crabs found, this week’s losers are Odin and Frigg, but with one unfindable crab found, this week’s winners are the Black Hole of Tartarus and the concept of a Chindogu Multi-Slice. To our winners, a front row seat at the apocalypse, to our losers, a starring role in the same. And on that note, I bid you all goodnight, for it is now always night, and leave you with this film of hundreds of people screaming at the sky, which is a troubling shade of magenta.