An old friend returns to help out.

Welcome back to Concept Bazooka, and you join us as our contestants prepare to face the obstacle course. To help us by being one of the obstacles, please welcome back a previous contestant - the Black Hole of Tartarus!

~ t h a n k y o u m a x i t s g o o d t o b e b a c k ~

Did you manage to keep track of the unfindable crab you found in your last appearance?

~ n o t r e a l l y i t s i n m y l i v i n g r o o m s o m e w h e r e i h e a r i t f r o m t i m e t o t i m e ~

Oh well, at least you’ve got something to keep you occupied during the long winter nights. I’d best let you get in position next to the cage of monkeys armed with osmium crowbars. Once again everyone, big hand for the Black Hole of Tartarus!

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So, Black Hole of Tartarus, just to make sure I’m getting this right, what pronouns does an infinitely massive singularity that swallows up all light and matter and warps the fabric of spacetime use?

~ t h e y t h e m t h a n k y o u f o r a s k i n g ~