Play inexplicable games, win unobtainable prizes.

Hello and welcome to Concept Bazooka, the quiz show that looks over the precipice of reality and screams into the chasm of uncertain night. Tonight our two teams will be battling it out to try and best each other in our deeply philosophical games with the hope that they can win some of the amazing prizes we have on offer, and also avoid being sacrificed to an ancient and unspeakable horror.

And don’t forget that there’s the bonus round that runs throughout the show - if at any point one team discovers the meaning of existence, they immediately win all the prizes and it’s the end of the show, and indeed the universe, as it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

So let’s get on and meet tonight’s teams!