Dare you touch the base code of the universe?

If you’re just joining us here on the Concept Bazooka Autumn Equinox Special, then our two teams have had 15 minutes each to edit the base code of the universe to arrange a Chinese takeaway delivery to our studio, and the winner of the round will be the best Crispy Shredded Beef in Chilli as judged by this Amiga 500 running an AI that believes it is Loyd Grossman.

Team Twisted Flax have taken the direct route by creating an entirely new Chinese restaurant just down the road from the studio, whereas Team Lion have gone slightly further, folding spacetime around the studio to ensure it is within the catchment area of the well-reviewed Jade Dragon Takeaway and also erasing any trace of Michael McIntyre. Our panel of judges have ruled that wasn’t required for the challenge, but have allowed it on that basis that it was Michael McIntyre, whoever he was.