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Welcome, welcome, pull up a groove and get fabulous. I am Wolfie, this is my website, and it is full of the things I have written. They are separated, for your reading convenience, into Shortworks and Longworks, with the difference being that the Longworks tend to have chapters (sometimes binders full of them!) and the Shortworks are anything from a few thousand words down to a single paragraph.

There’s also Phonecalls, a small collection of conversations I like to imagine may have happened at Apple HQ over the years, but almost certainly didn’t, and Concept Bazooka, clippings from a bizarre existential game show.